Today in celebrity gossip: award-winning writer Aaron Sorkin may or may not be dating former Hole frontwoman Courtney Love, Anne Hathaway nearly drowned in Hawaii, and the mystery of Lindsay Lohan's stolen laptop grows ever weirder. (That first sentence was a very long and elaborate pun on Courtney Love's name, did you like it?) The man I'm describing is no hypothetical: He's Aaron Sorkin, the ...